She didn’t put you in the friend zone.
You did that to yourself.
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Cheeky Bitch
Misdirected (Mandy Bite)
Why are you mad at them for your choice to betray yourself?
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He Got His Shout Out (An Essay)
A fellow from many years ago (who I never wrote about)…
Him: “The only thing worse than being written about publicly, is not being written about at all.”
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Red Light (Mandy Bite)
When you deny yourself,
you deny god itself.
#samething
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Standstill (Mandy Bite)
Unpopular Opinion (Mandy Bite)
The world doesn’t need saving.
Nor do you or anyone else.
#sorrynotsorryjesus
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Retro No (Mandy Bite)
Ring The Alarm (Mandy Bite)
I'll Never Be Done With Him (An Essay)
Amanda: “Are you DONE done with him?”
I don’t need to be done with him.
Or with anybody or anything.
I just need to be exactly where I am.
Those people and things will be here as well or they won’t be.
Who cares.
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Admittedly (Mandy Bite)
Cunt On Lock (Mandy Bite)
Winner, Winner (Mandy Bite)
How to successfully human:
1. Honour external commitments.
2. Ignore internal commands.
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All-Inclusive PSA (Mandy Bite)
Boom, Baby (Mandy Bite)
I blow shit up endlessly.
Because I love you and I love me.
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Erections For Everyone (An Essay)
Someone told me my energy is ‘too big’ and that’s why they ‘shrink’ (go energetically limp) when I’m around.
Guess they’ll have to figure that out.
#erectionsforeveryone
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It's All You, Boo (Mandy Bite)
Others aren’t distracting you.
You’re using others to distract yourself.
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Touché, Bitch (An Essay)
Talking with a friend in a relationship that’s been the biggest NO forfuckingever…
Her: “But I love his family.”
Me: “More than you love yourself?”
Her: “Touché, bitch.”
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P.S. If you’ve never referred to me as ‘bitch’ (not ‘a bitch’ - although that would still be a compliment), do you even love me?
And if I haven’t called you ‘bitch’ while hyped up in a private convo / message / work call, either celebrating you or calling you out, do I even love you?
Of course.
But it’s still fun to ponder.
Swing My Way (Mandy Bite)
If there’s a box,
I’m gonna smash it.
Sounds sexual but I don’t swing that way.
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Kill The Illusion Of You (Mandy Bite)
If you’re not ready to off yourself,
I’m of no use to you.
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